Just Don’t Look Down

I needed a laugh tonight.  Do you?  Let’s keep lookin’ up.  Okay?

“My mother always offered me two choices at supper:  Take it or leave it.” 

“If you must make mistakes, it will be more to your credit if you make a new one each time. ”

“Congress is where a man gets up to speak, says nothing, nobody listens — and then everybody disagrees.”

“If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.”

“It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.”

“Despite the high cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?”

“If at first you do succeed, try not to look astonished.”

“How did I ever get over the hill without getting to the top?”

Overheard in a doctor’s office:  “I’ve been waiting so long, I think I’ve recovered.” 

Lynn

PS — There’s a time and a place to be happy:  It’s HERE and NOW!